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David is an occasional blogger, software engineer, Nintendo fanboy, liberal, news magazine addict, voracious TiVo user, and bibliophile. He was born in St. Louis, grew up in southern Indiana, and returned to St. Louis to attend Washington University. He hasn't managed to escape yet. He's a fan of free wine tastings, too many tv shows to name, and eating out. David makes his living developing web applications used internally by his employer. He doesn't blog about work because he's heard too many stories about that causing workplace troubles. There's more on the about page. |
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october 4, 2002 - 6:29 piem
Dogs
Dogs were invented in the 12th century by China. Since then they have spread to all corners of the globe, including but not limited to St. Louis and China. Most dogs are covered in fur; others are covered in wool. The latter are often refered to as "sheep." Some dogs are Labradors. When dogs are trained to play basketball, they are allowed to play in organized leagues alongside human competitors. When this happens, the dog often becomes a star player and gives new hope to a team of underdogs (no pun intended). Sometimes in the sequel the same dog also plays football. Such dogs are commonly known as "golden receivers." Someday there will be a dog president.
Posted by on 4 October 2002 at 6:30 PM
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if you aren't the funniest, cutest boy in the world, i don't know who is.
Posted by not rachel on 4 October 2002 - 6:34 PM
Overheard in ACM lounge:
Mike: "I can type faster than I can write"
Dave: "How many dogs can you eat?"
Posted by jim on 4 October 2002 - 7:06 PM
"[A dog was once] King of Norway for three years when a deposed king returned to his country and gave his people a choice - if you won't be ruled by me, pick this slave or this dog - the dog won. Sadly, the dog-king later picked a fight with a wolf, and lost."
http://www.dogpark.com/righthistory.html
Posted by Charlie on 4 October 2002 - 9:29 PM
Oddly enough, today is the day for the traditional blessing of animals.
Oh yeah, one more thing.
Michael is fucking crazy.
Posted by Joe on 6 October 2002 - 4:06 PM
Don't forget, once they are done with football they often move on to soccer. It has yet to be determined if they can play any other sports.
Posted by someone on 8 October 2002 - 7:43 AM