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David is an occasional blogger, software engineer, Nintendo fanboy, liberal, news magazine addict, voracious TiVo user, and bibliophile. He was born in St. Louis, grew up in southern Indiana, and returned to St. Louis to attend Washington University. He hasn't managed to escape yet. He's a fan of free wine tastings, too many tv shows to name, and eating out. David makes his living developing web applications used internally by his employer. He doesn't blog about work because he's heard too many stories about that causing workplace troubles. There's more on the about page. |
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august 7 - 10:28 piem
in the last 36 hours I have eaten a bagel, some ritz crackers, and handful of potato chips. my stomach now informs me that this was grossly insufficient. it refuses to tolerate these conditions any longer and is requesting large quantities of pizza to compensate. to achieve this objective it has already begun a campaign of persistent and gnawing pain in the abdominal regions, expected to intensify as the night draws on. it has also reportedly allied with the brain, threatening to institute dizziness and a distinct drop in attentional resources if its demands are not met within the evening.
while it is my official policy not to negotiate with terrorist organs, in my weakened state, Im afraid I have no choice but to give in to its demands. I give my stomach all assurance that the call has been made and the wheels are in motion. all thats left is to wait.
Posted by on 7 August 2002 at 10:32 PM
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