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30 December 2001 - 2:03 am

I was at Barnes & Noble a few days ago, browsing through the bargain section, when I found a book called Who Wants To Be Me? by Regis Philbin. Expecting the book to be some kind of directory to Regis Philbin-obsessed individuals, I picked it up, thinking I would see if I knew anyone listed on the pages, and then go beat some sense in to them. Imagine my surprise when I flipped through the pages and discovered that this was an autobiography of Philbin. I could have sworn Philbin's autobiography was called I'm Only One Man!

Regis: Who Wants To Be Me?

David: No one.

R: I'm Only One Man!

D: *sigh of relief*

[There are so many jokes to be made about this book.]

Posted by on 30 December 2001 at 2:03 AM

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