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So today was pretty boring. Luke, Jared, and I couldn't decide where to eat so we decided to put restaurant names in a hat, from which we would choose one. All three of us ended up putting joke suggestions into the hat, so we ended up eating at BoBos (both Jared's and my suggestion -- Luke put Wolf's in, but Wolf's is another story entirely). BoBos had six critical health violations in the paper last week. I don't know why it is even allowed to stay open. I don't think we'll be going back anytime soon, not because the food was bad, in fact, it was better than I remembered it, but because of the other clientele there. There was this one heavyset guy sitting a couple of tables away from us who was wearing a button-down shirt that was much too small for him. His stomach poked out between all of the buttons. It was rather disgusting. Then, when we were walking out, a guy sitting with his family near the exit farted so loudly that we could hear him all the way across the restaurant. After he farted his wife and his son clapped in appreciation of his accomplishment. I don't think I've ever found a stranger to be more disgusting than I found that man to be. I joined in the clapping, hoping that it would embarrass him. It didn't.

Later in the evening, we went to Sam's Club.  I bought some Jolly Ranchers and Big League Chew.  I haven't had any Big League Chew since probably the fifth grade.  It's not really the best gum, seeing how it loses its flavor after about 12.7638 seconds, but Big League Chew has a certain cachet that I've always desired.

Posted by on 29 May 2001 at 11:02 PM